One of the most importent scientific discoveries

[Rev Hellfire]

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Beer goggles, the bane of all drink loving singletons everywhere.

Finally scientists believe they have worked out a formula to calculate how "beer goggles" affect a drinker's vision.

More detail on the BBC Website. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4468884.stm)

[MoustachioedDictator]

Not mentioned in the article is the beer-goggle factor required to make somebody who researches concepts like beer goggles and produces a formula, attractive.

High methinks. ;D