TIME WARP

[Priam]

Our scientists have discovered that the entire world appears to be in some sort of time warp. We appear to be reliving the last forthy years over and over again.

How many times is anybodys guess, but this does not bode well for the space time continium..... :!:

[Spandex]

Apologies. We Spandexians contructed a 1/2 mile long mud accelerator ring and bombarded Food Ashtrays with Weaponised Gold Discs at near-food-tiger speeds causing a rip in the fabric of of something we haven't found a name for yet.

[Priam]

causing a rip in the fabric of of something we haven't found a name for yet.

Was it your tight latex pants?

[Priam]

doh..., I mean spandex

[Spandex]

Are you implying our bespoke clothing is of cheap quality? This is an insult to our diligint children who slave every day manufacturing comfortable yet stylish clothing, with only the minimum of physical abuse.

[Priam]

didnt we just discuss this?

[Spandex]

Are you implying our bespoke clothing is of cheap quality? This is an insult to our diligint children who slave every day manufacturing comfortable yet stylish clothing, with only the minimum of physical abuse.

hang on...did...never mind